My Fans

There wasn't really one thing left for me to do, that was just a hook to get you back here. Despite the fact that nobody comments anymore, my blog's ratings are going through the roof. I think the readers are getting excited for the highly-anticipated finale. I follow my statistics religiously, though it only identifies the location of the last twenty people to have viewed my website. I like to make up characters for the the visitors that I don't know personally...

There's Portuguese Pablo. He works on an orange plantation and is completely obsessed with me. There's Winnepeg Wendy. She goes to the University of Manitoba and is completely obsessed with me. Yes, they're an interesting group of people, my fans.